smilingslowly:

spookywhiteghost:

fuckinglesbian:

princessnausicaa:

my mom tried to teach our goats to pee in one certain spot by giving them treats when they’d pee in that spot

except that

they think that now whenever they pee they get a treat

so whenever they see my mom

they pee

 laughed for a solid five minutes

behaviorism gone wrong

Pavlov is laughing in his grave

trunkxxx:

if this gets 1,000 notes i will get a bowlcut if it gets 5,000 notes i will dye my bowlcut purple

theres-only-1-you:

weloveshortvideos:

I am done speaking with squirrels - Vine by JEROME JARRE

THE WAY HE SAYS SQUIRREL I CAN’T

What if the tumblr logo was in comic sans?

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

as-seenon-tv:

talking-pigeon:

messed-up-logic:

Like it went from

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to

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Reblog it and look at your blog!

Holy shit go look

what have you done

merriamwebsterdictionary:

reasons why winter is better than summer:

  • little to no insects (◕‿◕✿) 
  • sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿)
  • the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿)
  • sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/
  • snow is pretty (´・ω・`)
  • no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰) 
  • it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* )
  • everything is dead just the way i like it (⊙‿⊙✿)

chelle-the-evil-queen:

cheppo:

iguanamouth:

together at last

excuse me i have something important 2 add

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the unholy trinity

hinaflower:

being in group chats

hinaflower:

being in group chats

taco-marco:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

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i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog